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Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.
"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."
by slot_shots October 14, 2022
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Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.
Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting
by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021
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twist of shame

The awkward shuffle that results from when a friend notices your shirt or hoodie is on backwards, forcing you to twist it to the correct position while your friend watches you mockingly.
After my girlfriend noticed my sweater was on backwards, I had to do the twist of shame while she laughed.
by Lulu W. December 20, 2012
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jizzy twists

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.
Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.
by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016
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linguini twist

The involuntary dance move made when you have already came and your dick is super sensitive and she still continues sucking anyway
Damn bro after I already came in her mouth and she kept sucking and I couldn't hold it in my knees got weak and couldn't stop myself from doing the linguini twist
by Zaklore July 11, 2023
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white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"
person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"
by Skizzzzer January 6, 2024
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Twist

A name for a person who is really annoying
Timothy: Did you here Riley is dating Samantha?
Eric: Yeah she is such a twist
by VaporIsTrash November 20, 2021
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