Distempered Tuna

An angry female.

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!

by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009

grandma tuna

Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.

jizz ejaculate cum

My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”

by TheOG18 March 7, 2019

Making Tuna

(V): When a black woman queefs.

I was ordering a foot long at subway when the black woman behind the counter started making tuna.

by The big tuna February 9, 2019

Noodling for tuna

Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.

The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.

by Katkiller99 January 10, 2012

freshwater tuna

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

by Eden Woods September 1, 2009

man tuna

Penis, especially in the context of
being bored of saying the word 'cock'
'shlong' and 'trouser serpent'

I want to slip my man tuna into
your fish taco

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009