Distempered Tuna 

An angry female.

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!

Distempered Tuna by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009

Making Tuna 

(V): When a black woman queefs.

I was ordering a foot long at subway when the black woman behind the counter started making tuna.

Making Tuna by The big tuna February 9, 2019

grandma tuna 

Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.

jizz ejaculate cum

My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”

grandma tuna by TheOG18 March 7, 2019

freshwater tuna 

A homosexual androgonous male who is flamboyant and always well dressed.

I'm a gay fish of the freshwater tuna species.

freshwater tuna by Eden Woods September 1, 2009

man tuna 

Penis, especially in the context of
being bored of saying the word 'cock'
'shlong' and 'trouser serpent'

I want to slip my man tuna into
your fish taco

man tuna by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Wet Tuna Farts 

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

Wet Tuna Farts by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Slapping Tuna 

The act of making out with a parter, but in such an obnoxious and unskilled manner that it sounds like the partners are pounding two fish together.

Hey, do you hear that? Yeah. It's just Pat and April slapping tuna in the corner like total noobs.

Slapping Tuna by dougEfresh6 June 10, 2011