Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019

Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it

You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018

Tired

Feeling like you just want to lay in bed, not wanting to deal with the world, and just wanna cry

Person 1: Heyo hru
Person 2: I’m tired
Person 1: welp that sucks, hope you get enough rest! Gotta go now bye :)

by Agayhuman February 13, 2022

[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009

Tired

Another way to say you have been run over.

"Yo, bro you heard how Andrew got tired by a car?" "Nah man, I didn't know."

by EGGGAURRRRR October 18, 2023

rear tire skid

When ur eating a girls ass and she leaves a lil bit of shit on yo tongue

I was eating Felicia's ass last night and she gave me some rear tire skid

by ieatass123 August 22, 2016