Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018

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Schrödinger’s Joke

Noun; A statement that is hard to tell whether it’s a joke or not, and if you ask, you’ll end up feeling either guilty or stupid.

Example: “What if Springtrap was actually William Afton after he died in the Spring Bonnie suit?”
“You’ve just made Schrödinger’s Joke.”

by Kirby? August 18, 2022

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Chat Joke

A really dry dad joke.

"That was the worst chat joke that I have ever heard."

by Chiefton8823 October 31, 2018

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Origin - Outback Australia
Meaning - The situation is OK. There is no cause for alarm. There is no need to stress out. Nothing is wrong with the situation. All is well.
Alternate sayings - No Stress, all good

Scenario 1
Person 1 - G'day mate, sorry I slept with your sister.
Person 2 - Nah "she's Joke" you had a lot to drink last night.
Scenario 2
Person 1 - Hows the Commy goin, she still ratshit?
Person 2 - Nah "She's Joke" got her started just before Smoko

by aussiebob232 January 23, 2018

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Gael joke

An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.

Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”

by GordonsLover December 14, 2021

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