willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003

willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing

Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!

by no_name October 22, 2006

Willy Walk

Willy Walking (Or to walk you willy), is the act of walking through a private, secluded environment with your penis hanging out, generally for some form of relief from society or a sense of freedom, or just general thrill of having your dick out.

"It's a little stuffy in here. I'm going for a Willy Walk"

"I took my willy for a walk in the woods last night. Both me and him felt very refreshed afterwards"

by YAMAMINATHONG!!11!! November 2, 2008

willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.

While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.

by Joe January 13, 2004

Ass Willie

When you put your finger into somebody's asshole, wiggle it around, and then plant that finger into their ear!

He gave me an Ass Willie!

by Urca327 February 17, 2015

willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

jiggly willy

Right after ejaculating inside her unexpectedly and the girl goes down to keep playing with your no longer hard dick, you now have a jiggly willy.

Sarah - "Hey bob, I hope you arent done yet." (goes down to play, )

bob - nah, I think Ive got a jiggly willy."

by vajj26 July 6, 2008