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Wayning around

Silently judging people with no teeth and your hands behind your back
Dude stop wayning around and get a broom
by Twistedrandom12 February 13, 2018
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What a Wayne

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"I can't believe we have Mr. Smith for gym this year."

Yeah, what a Wayne man.
by StealthDontCare August 27, 2020
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Joshua Wayne

100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.

He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.

And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.

But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024
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Wayne's Loophole

When a pedo dates young adults with mental disabilities; someone attracted to the body of an adult but the mind of a child.
"Are you dating the new girl? She seems a little old for you; and isn't she gumpin it?
"Yeah, it's Wayne's Loophole!"
by Atlas Drugged April 9, 2025
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Wayne

Wayne is the name given to a boy.
Wayne went to the store
by Delineator November 24, 2021
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John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014
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Tu-wayne

A very blick boy that is sexy and loves boxing basketball and enjoys football
Doesn't usually fight but when he does he normally injures the person badly
Normally the strongest person if you ever bump into a Tu-wayne dont piss them of
Yo brodie I heard Tu-wayne beat up jay badly!!

Brodie: I was there you cunt

Dejohn: I wish I was there
by Babatundewallay April 11, 2019
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