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Surprise Fries

When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.
What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!
by ChrisDougman September 22, 2016
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enema surprise

When you have way too much diarhea and are convinced that someone did this to you.
After P F Changs last night it felt like a river coming from my ass.
I had an enema surprise, did someone drug me?
by froggy69 September 25, 2014
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Blindfold surprise

When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.
I gave my wife a blindfold surprise on our anniversary.
by Three6nine September 1, 2020
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surprise floss

you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!
i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed

i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed

my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011
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The spooky Surprise

When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost
They weren’t ready for the spooky surprise, it was a true shock.
by GaydolfStiffler July 1, 2022
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surprise head

When he knows you won’t give him head so he forgets about it but then you surprise him.
I waited till he was asleep and then I gave him surprise Head, he woke up and was very happy!
by Idothiswhenimbored January 20, 2018
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Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
I gave her the good old Kidney Surprise
by bzk25 February 7, 2020
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