Logan Johnson

A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.

I wanna be a Logan Johnson when I grow up.

by Lil' jimmy December 21, 2018

Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

by CatRyBou August 20, 2023

A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019

Mollie Johnson

(n.) someone who smells like eggs

Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!

by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018

Drew Johnson

When you wake a girl up in the middle of the night for a blowjob.

I came home last night and gave my girlfriend the Drew Johnson

by 2pointwhoa November 22, 2020

johnson steamboat

When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around

Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat

by John David Barwin July 15, 2017

Emily Johnson

Emily Johnson is a well known celebrity who is well known for dancing on a app called tik tok

"oh did you see Emily Johnson new post?"

"yeah she's a good dancer isn't she"

by Dora Johnson November 2, 2019