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Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.
Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.
by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025
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Dylan Christopher Thomsen

The love of my entire life and soul. The most amazing loving and caring and handsome man I’ve ever come across. He is my life saver and my soulmate and the man who I’m going to spend the rest of my entire being with. ❤️❤️❤️
Look at Dylan Christopher Thomsen ❤️❤️😎
by Summer Tignanelli May 27, 2021
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Christopher heavy

by Thebiggestboce November 29, 2023
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Christopher

Such a Christopher omg
by BingerOfTheBad August 8, 2021
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Christopher Johnston

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston
by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018
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Christopher Pate

The greatest friend you could ever ask for
Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock
by Yourchristallmighty March 30, 2022
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