After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"
by Basicmalewithphone August 22, 2016
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 14, 2022
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 14, 2022
by bambo15 April 23, 2017
by Camebackwiththemilk August 01, 2023
The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
by FrEmXBiggy April 17, 2011
Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim
Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”
by penisgaming47 September 07, 2022