Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.

"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"

by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011

Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021

Slug

Slang for a homeless person and can be quite offensive in nature. Analogous to how slugs are technically homeless snails.

You hear about the boys gettin laid off? They 'bout to be sluggin' it!

by yournakedwindowneighbor January 23, 2023

chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.

“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

Slug

A gullible cheap female that is entranced by simple gestures from a mogul male figure.

The local slug loves to give head to the most successful businessmen.

by Rawl Squirrel Jones April 15, 2017

Slug Syndrome

When you can't stop staring at someone or something, because it's so exquisitely grotesque, just like a slug.

This chick kept staring at me in class- I thought she was into me but it was just a case of Slug Syndrome.

by JFisc October 1, 2014

Nunny slug

A small fat cock inside a vagina.

He slid his nunny slug up her vagina as far as it would fit.

by faecalfoodeater September 18, 2016