A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
by BrokenKing February 19, 2021
Get the preening rodmug. by What u doin October 14, 2018
Get the Rodmug. by Rodrage October 13, 2023
Get the Rod Ragemug. A big dude that works as an electrician by day and by nite he slays bitches with his giant cock and both balls unlike some guys he works with.......he also goes by the name Travis
by A-aron123456789 April 10, 2017
Get the hott rodmug. a euphemism for masturbation
by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022
Get the polishing the rodmug. by Dowell rod July 31, 2021
Get the Dowell rodmug. 