Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019

mexican reboot

To turn on and off

Try the mexican reboot. Then maybe it will work

by CameronStephen00031 April 22, 2018

mexican snorkel

when your parter fills their mouth with a mixture of chilli powder and water. you then proceed to have oral sex with them causing inflamation to both particapants. at the point of climax the sucker gargles, after climax the sucker proceed to swallow both the load and the cilli water

Boy 1: "fuck bro my cock really hurts"
Boy 2: "how come?"
Boy 1: "my girlfriend gave me the mexican snorkel, my penis is more inflamed then grenfell"
Boy 2: "holy fuck dude"

by xxx_feggit_xxx January 3, 2020

The Mexican 69

A sexual act between two people and 2 burritos. Each person gets a burrito up there anus and gets into a 69 position and eats the burrito out of each other’s ass.

Damn my Mexican friend loves doing the Mexican 69 with his older brother, that’s crazy.

by ThickburritoaAss April 17, 2020

mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.

Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.

by PhillipD33zNutZ April 24, 2020

Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”

by TigerWoods June 1, 2020

Mexican Moa

When you flip a bitch upside down and eat her ass then pile drive her

How'd your girlfriend die? I gave her a Mexican Moa and she cracked her head open

by Mexicutioner170 April 3, 2017