Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

Lord Shitter

One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.

Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.

by Eugene Sheizen May 21, 2020

Woke Lord

Woke Lord is a title (self proclaimed or given) to someone whose thoughts, speach and actions embody 'wokeness' (see woke). Not to be confused with enlightenment or a genuine spiritual awakening; a Woke Lord's world view is used to leverage the moral high ground in every imaginable situation.

Leah: That man was friendly.
Woke Lord: You would be too if you were the benefactor of a western patriarchal system design and maintained for you and your success.

by Loke Word May 11, 2022

Lord Pigu

Someone who streams games and is overall bad at them, but is fun to watch.

"Hey did you watch Carl pull a Lord Pigu on last night stream?"

by Cannonsplarts January 24, 2018

boner lord

king of boners

joe is the boner lord

by roasted_potato_salad April 3, 2022

Krispy Lord

Krispy Lord is a geography obsessed famous YouTube star with six kids and a wife he cheats on, he’s a superhero legend

Omg there’s Krispy lord, the famous you tuber geographer!

by donkeykongandhisfriends November 8, 2019

drab lord

The lord of drab is one who does everything with too much drab. To conceal his drabness, a drab lord would accuse others of being drab. He may even pay designers vast amounts of money to create logos pinning such a notorious title on others.

Matt is the Drab Lord. He waters fake grass. He burns bbq. He drives a Honda Civic. He cheats at fantasy basketball.

by Good Looking Patton Oswalt September 7, 2019