Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
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Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.
Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle
by Whcgonzo October 26, 2011
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1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.
Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
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Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 07, 2023
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Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.
Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"
by Superood February 18, 2023
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Junk Stuffers

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse
by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020
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Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.
by Shovel_Shitter May 16, 2022
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