Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling

Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut

by Booger13 January 16, 2013

Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.

“Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”

by Smith.John October 11, 2019

junk trip

this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.

Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones October 6, 2008

Junk Funk

Taking a part roaches to make a bussa.

Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs

by Junk Funk May 17, 2021

Junk rush

a multitude of unsolicited genital photos sent at once

Edmond Junk rushed me last Monday on insta.

by Streckdog69 January 21, 2024

Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?

Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.

by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024

Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.

"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."

by Elsis May 16, 2016