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J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.
Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing
by Doppa April 12, 2015
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J-lister

A person of some degree of celebrity but only within the city limits of Jacksonville (aka J-ville).
According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hall "Hoover" Hunt may be the 16th greatest professional gurgitator in the world, but he's still just a J-lister.
by The Specktator December 6, 2011
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Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017
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J to the K

A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".
Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."
by B00uWhore696 September 25, 2011
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J Swervo

J Swervo is a 16 year old Hip Hop Artist/Rapper from Haledon, New Jersey. He makes greats music. He is the GOAT
Did your hear that new track J Swervo dropped last Friday?
by Jmoney1041 July 7, 2022
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J bushed

A friend who you will often make plans with and then last minute they cancel on you and don't show up. Often due to weddings or being whipped
Hey man you j bushed me by not showing up this weekend when you said you would be there
by Gmoneymurphy December 15, 2013
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PB&J

A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.
John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.
by DildoOfDarkness October 14, 2016
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