Cabbage

Used to describe something that is absolute shit.

Also caaaaabbbssss for emphasis.

"Luke's looking so cabbage today!"

"I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't shown up all year" "Fuck that's cabsssss!"

by Sanremo August 25, 2018

feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.

Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?

by valiant thor December 1, 2014

tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021

Cabbage face

Justin has a very ugly cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face

by Gehefevbah June 1, 2016

Soul Cabbage

A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach

That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims

by Jacataca37 November 15, 2022

Cabbage

When a dude or bro has long hair.

Yo! Im loving the cabbage my guy.

by Yopo October 27, 2022

Cabbage

To grab. To get to something quickly.

I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies

by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025