brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

by Don McGueef May 26, 2014

papal brown

Papal Brown is common name for a grandfather who has passed away from “loose buttocks stage four cancer” this definition was originated by Noel Killian. It was created as a harmful Jib about Gunnar David Brown’s papal David Brown

Papal Brown is GONE NEVER COMING BACK GUNNAR!!!

by Papallover69 April 13, 2023

Brown Stroke

The act in which a male masturbates while making a bowel movement.

Josh takes so long in the bathroom because he likes to brown stroke it.

by Gomesci June 28, 2010

Sam brown

Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team

Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."

by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022

Cold Brown

Where you take a shit in a walk in freezer.

Bro, I came in to work yesterday and someone left a Cold Brown.

by SmallChiliDog April 19, 2022

Brown breeded

The act of raping and killing someone.

i heard that you brown breeded her

by OHToshi February 28, 2022

Dan Brown

Dan Brown is the author of numerous books, now widely known for his controversial hit The Da Vinci Code, which has been converted into a major motion picture.

Dan Brown was a relatively unknown author until he hit it big with The Da Vinci Code.

by James Johnson May 26, 2006