bike shacker

when one or more parties of a hook up don't walk but bike home the next morning in the clothes from the previous night, including but not limited to; high heels, mini skirts, dresses, full jewelry, graphic tees

Benefits: significantly shortens the length of time it takes to get home in the morning.

Guy 1: That's a weird outfit to wear for an early morning bike ride.
Guy 2: Aw no man, she's just riding a bike home after she shacked. A bike shacker.

by sorostitute512 August 27, 2011

Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents

Those two oldies are my bike parent's

by I_cant_corner September 3, 2023

Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.

Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.

by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010

dirty bike chain

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.

Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.

That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.

by Jay Riv May 17, 2023

Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.

Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”

by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022

bike

gun/firearm dmv slang

Pass me the bike i’m boutta let off some rounds.

by aliaskire February 5, 2025