I can't believe you'd do that; it was a real taint-lick thing to do -or- Dude, you are such a taint lick
by MQuiggle June 15, 2007
the act of sliding your first two fingers across your gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.
We were reading Beowulf in English class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.
by Governor December 12, 2006
The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus
Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!
by Evil Enzo July 28, 2008
by Dick Weilder October 13, 2008
Exploring the under carriage of a Homo Habilis (IPA /ˈhoʊmoʊ ˈhæbələs/), or handy man. Taint is often referred to as the fleshy area between the testicals and anus (or Bill as it is commenly called in S.E. Michigan). Exploring is a common term referring to surveying and charting an unknown territory.
When the plumber came over to fix Bill's pipes, he soon found out that Bill is like the Louis and Clark of Taint Exploring.
by John Tonkins July 05, 2006
by Jacob January 27, 2005