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blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!
by Bobby the Bug Man September 22, 2020
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Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011
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Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.
by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022
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Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.
I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.
by ishields March 30, 2021
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Peasant Surprise

Stat was so pissed when he got a peasant surprise! He thought it meant something else..
by snicklebeanspacetoast May 16, 2021
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surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.
I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.
by Jab<3 August 5, 2023
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Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop
I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric
by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022
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