Splindorfed

Shocked or surprised

I was splindorfed over the amount of ice cream I just consumed.

by Spencer Hastings May 2, 2018

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Splinging

snapping a rubber band against something or someone

I was splinging someone with my rubber band

by XxHackerWolFxX March 15, 2019

Splinting

When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.

Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.

by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020

Splink

A very small amount of something, such a sprinkle of something.

1. Throw a splink of soda on my drink.

2. I only like a splink of salt.

by Jiaailan September 29, 2020

Splinteranus

A splinteranus is a person who is susceptible to anal rips or Fischers , mostly homosexuals or those who enjoy anal sex .

For example Alan won’t be in to work today, he is a splinteranus.

by Skunkface February 6, 2021