Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.

“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”

by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025

sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm

Theres sperm goblins in the woods

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016

sperm rag

A person who allows everyone to cum inside.

Fawn is sperm rag.

by chikilove July 14, 2022

Vegas Sperm Clinic

A lady of the night

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025