Spaghetti

The weird uncle who always invites himself to family reunions.

Hey, who the diggity dang invited Spaghetti? Huh? WHO COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL OFFENSE?

by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021

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Spaghetti

A word used to describe straight girls who are “straight till wet.”

There’s a lot of spaghetti in here.

by AlphaGay July 12, 2021

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spaghetti fight

two or more people "fighting" but they are just throwing hands not fists
basically their arms are going everywhere in the fight and its hilarious.
these are mostly fights between girls.

"she's such a spaghetti fighter. nevermind. this isn't even a fight. its just a handshake"
"aye this shit is boring"

by bussyfarts July 22, 2021

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A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"

by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021

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