papa smurf

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula

Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?

by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019

Smurf rage

A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.

I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.

by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018

book smurf

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.

That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.

by glugginton 3000 May 18, 2023

Smurf

This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.

You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!

by Shedninja January 15, 2009

Smurfs

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people

Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me

by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024

Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.

"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."

by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025