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thong slap

The sound made by the pusbucket VDJ 4.5 V8 toy motor. Sounds like balls slapping a hairy arse
Did you hear the thong slap coming from that shitheap? Wonder how long before it throws an injector?
Why did Toyota ever stop making the FTE? This thong slapping heap of shit screams brokeback mountain
by Shpongle99 June 10, 2018
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Bitch Slap

Contrary to most definitions, the “bitch” is describing the “slap” rather than the destination.

A Bitch Slap is a sharp, openhanded, stinging, yet generally benign slap – similar to being slapped by a bitch. When you “bitch slap” someone, you are slapping him or her like a woman would! Scratching, hair pulling, cursing, and crying generally follow a well-placed bitch slap.

Beware, this oft-confused term has resulted in many pimps calling themselves bitches rather than describing their abuse.

This structure of the descriptor preceding the verb is also used in the “Pimp Slap”. To “Pimp Slap” does NOT mean that you’re slapping someone like you would slap your pimp – rather a pimp slap is to slap like a pimp does.

How to perform:

Imagine some bitch just called out your fake Louis Vuitton shoes and hat just to make your baby’s daddy laugh at your cheap ass.

Raise your right hand above your head, elbow bent, and pretend you are throwing a baseball like a girl. Open palm comes down in a chopping motion to the cheek and jaw of your victim. Twist your shoulders into the attack for maximum effect.
LaFawnda bitch slapped Rico for talkin bout her bunions.
by CVRulz March 30, 2005
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Poot Slap

The rap song that strong bad is fond of.
Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.
by Zach G. November 26, 2003
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Pig Slapped

When a pig's tongue is taken out of its mouth and slapped across the face of another person.
I pig slapped tobeh lastnight after he had sex with my girlfriend.
by Toby_Rawer February 15, 2010
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rubber slap

After sexual intercourse the male takes off the condom and slaps his partner in the face with it
by ^Ben^ July 18, 2006
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slap the nasty

Basicly any sexual act. Normally used when the sexual act isn't clear.
I heard him and Kate slapping the nasty last night

Damn, you're sweaty, have you been slapping the nasty?

He likes to slap the nasty with cherry-flavored lubricant.
by Baby Gloomi April 24, 2006
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Thunder Slap

Inspired by ''Thunder Down Under'' in Vegas. When a woman is corrected by being beaten by a mans large penis. Also known as the ''T-Slap''.
''I took this fat girl home last night to give her a chance, she kept complaining so I had to Thunder Slap her chunky face...''
by nbromoney June 27, 2009
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