Td42

6 cylinder 4.2L diesel powered water heater.

Known for it's ability to snap cranks and melt head gaskets, the abortion was was invented in 1942 by Thomas Di-Khed, a forklift driver at Piss-an industries to boil water for his coffees while powering his forklift. Still used by inbred bogans, who get so cooked off the boiling coolant fumes they believe it can do 300km/h, which is really the speed the components make when explosively separating after catastrophic failure
Oh look, that mechanic shop is branching out into plumbing, Reece had better watch out, they'll steal their market on hot water systems, bloody rheem dealers. Have you seen what that 2 toothed wonder paid for the latest td42 rebuild?
by Shpongle99 August 30, 2022
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Ullb

Pronounced You'll Be, generally a short length of a hard substance kept underneath or behind your car/truck seat for emergency defence.
You'll be fucked if I need to adjust your attitude with my ullb
by Shpongle99 April 03, 2023
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thong slap

The sound made by the pusbucket VDJ 4.5 V8 toy motor. Sounds like balls slapping a hairy arse
Did you hear the thong slap coming from that shitheap? Wonder how long before it throws an injector?
Why did Toyota ever stop making the FTE? This thong slapping heap of shit screams brokeback mountain
by Shpongle99 May 28, 2018
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