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Sideways Buddha

1. When there isn't sufficient room to contain your upright buddha, forcing it to be turned sideways.

2. Trying to get past an unpleasantly large person, usually forcing you to turn sideways to slide past.
1. "Dude it's a buddha car light, plug it in!"

"It won't fit cause your car's retarded."

"Turn it sideways, then it can be a sideways buddha!"

2. "Man, i had to sideways buddha that guy he was so big. I didn't think i was gonna make it."
by MaryPoppinsOffendsMe August 17, 2010
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Sidewalk scraper

a pimp picking up new girls , an og mac on the prowl for some new girls , a fly dude pickin up chicks in a bar or fine establishment
i was a sidewalk scraper when i picked up some slime( a new hood rat hoe) she was so fine , ya dig? you can use this word around your grandma and she wont know what your talking about , unless shes hood
by ErffDog420! September 29, 2010
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The Sidewinder

When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.
"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"
by Dmay27 April 12, 2010
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sinep niard

He is such a sinep niard.
by BereccaA September 7, 2011
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Sidewinder

1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)
Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.
by Davo October 13, 2003
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sittin sideways

To drift a car while doing a fatty burnout. The back end of the car swings out until the car is moving sideways.

If this is not performed fast enough the car will roll onto two wheels and sit for a second before it comes down (or rolls over). This is also known as sittin sideways.
On sunday nights you will find me sittin sideways at the old lot.
by zero06201 November 3, 2007
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Sidewaysthunderclap

Is to fart on to a females face while she is sleeping and is lying on her side then loudly clap your hands in her ear she will wake up in complete fear and distress only to then smell the rancid odor floating around her face.
Should only be done after a trip to taco bell or Fajita night.
John: I gave my Wife the old Sidewaysthunderclap the other week she got up and left with the kids and the dog haven't seen her since

Mike: Yea same thing happened to one of my friends few months back why cant bitches learn to take a joke.
by joeeking August 6, 2014
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