Simp

A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.

by encolpius February 25, 2020

Simp

incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.

My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.

by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019

simp

anybody who’s name is Corey

is your name Corey? Major simp

by beanbun April 4, 2020

simp

ANDREW

girl:my friends name is andrew
other girl: he is a simp

by fakethot78420 May 15, 2020

Simp

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.

Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.

by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020

SIMP

S.I.M.P is squirrels in my pants a song sung by Candace in the show Phineas and Ferb

I love that song SIMP

by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019

SIMP

(S)quirrels (I)n (M)y (P)ants
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb

Garret: “What’s wrong with that girl over there? Is she having a seizure?”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”

That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”

by thatkidoverthrewup October 27, 2019