The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
Get the short zonemug. "Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."
"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"
"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"
by Almighty Zardoz August 22, 2011
Get the Dookie Shortsmug. a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear
by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008
Get the Short Shitmug. "Jeff began his life as a drag queen under the name 'Anastasia'"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"
by SeveredHeadGirl December 11, 2005
Get the running shortsmug. by victoria February 13, 2005
Get the short pantsmug. by Simply holly October 13, 2016
Get the Short skirtmug. 1) When you cum in your boxer shorts, leaving them sticky. Usually caused by either having a wet dream or by jacking off.
2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.
2) Shorts worn by a females that are so tight they hug the girls bum cleavage, so it can be clearly seen. Sometimes also associated with cameltoes. So named as they appear to stick to the bum.
1) I dreamt about my girlfriend naked last night, but when I woke up, I found I had sticky shorts
2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts
2) Did you see that ass - she was totally wearing sticky shorts
by Cum and Get It August 5, 2010
Get the sticky shortsmug.