Shitler

When someone shits in their hand and smears it on the wall and writes a riddle with it like the riddler

The shitler must have been around there's a riddle written in shit on the wall.

by the legend of the shitler April 4, 2024

Shitler

A person who originated from the Shits that came out of Hitler’s ass which subsequently petrified into little turds after World War II known as “Shitlers”.

Look out fellas, there’s a pack of Shitlers headed our way chanting “Heil Shitler!”

by Helmut_1 December 22, 2024

Shitler Moustache

Waiting for someone to pass-out (usually drunk), then shitting a small amount on your finger and rubbing it on their upper-lip in the shape of Hitler’s moustache.

I’m gonna wait until he’s sleeping and give him a shitler moustache; real thick and slimy too.

by Giggydick5 February 25, 2026

Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.

Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”

by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018

Adolf Shitler

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and stick your thumb in her ass. You then proceed to bring her head up next to yours all romantic like and then draw a Hitler mustache under her nose with your shitty thumb.

Gave my a girl an Adolf Shitler last night, she got pink eye.

by themenace May 5, 2021

Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023

Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart

They was scared shitless they were constipated for months

by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022