Seasoned

When a white person does not imitate a black person but fits in with them and resembles thier personality

Guy 1 : Do you see jimmy hanging out with those cool guys over there

Guy 2: yeah I hear them say he is seasoned.

by TheOneOnlyLegend January 2, 2019

Sport-season friend

A Sport-season friend is somewhat like a fair-weather friend, except you're only friends with them during/because of a certain sport season. They mostly come in the form of teammates, coaches, or fans. Sport-season friends are usually people that you would not have otherwise gotten to know, so integrating them into your primary group of friends is often difficult. While the friendship occasionally extends into other parts of the year, it is at its strongest during the sports season. They are very prominent among high school athletes--especially when there are age/social rank differences.

Kid 1: Hey, there goes Jesse. Why didn't you say "hi"?
Kid 2: Well, he's just a sport-season friend, anyhow.

by foilflick224 December 14, 2008

Second Wife

Chronologically, the marital partner between first and third wives. Not to be confused with the hot chick at the office your current wife accuses you of wanting to bang (aka office wife). Historically, the second wife is the rebound relationship after dissolution of the first marriage and often your first wife’s best friend. Known in your friend circle as the chick who is blessed with heavenly fucking skills but also a nanny for your shared custody of your kids. General life shelf of the second wife is 5-7 years though this time frame can be extended if she comes equipped with a trust fund or unplanned inheritance.

After his divorce from his first wife, Tim was in need of someone to cart his kids around when he had them every other weekend, clean his apartment, and have sex when the mood hit. Tim was in need of a second wife.

by Grant Rampus January 19, 2019

Big Girl Season

This is when it starts getting colder and guys prefer looking for thicker women to cuddle up with and stay warm than the skinnier woman they looked for in the Summertime. This usually occurs during the late Fall and all Winter months.

It's Big Girl Season, where da big girls at?

by SouloCutz October 25, 2010

gay second base

Butt-groping, since guys dont have breasts.

Gay 1: So, did you score with him last night?
Gay 2: Naw, dude, we just got to gay second base, but he had some tight glutes!

by Trap25qeadgd November 9, 2009

Uncuffing season

Usually during the spring and summer months when people who were previously in relationships during the winter break up with their girlfriend/boyfriend to be free for the summer and warm months so you can play the field and not be tied down during the best times of your life.

Jake: "Dude it's uncuffing season, you gotta break up with Jess."

Justin: "I know bro, I will boutta hook up with Sam and Jane."

by yofreakinloman April 18, 2017

three second rule

The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.

*accidentlly drops a chip*
"Three second rule!!"
*eats chip*

by Last Chancer October 26, 2006