Timmy Scridlow

Timmy Scridlow is an alias used by a small group of informed people in British Columbia, Canada. As it stands, there is 26 outstanding warrants and fines in Timmy's name. Anytime someone got jammed up by the law or otherwise and did not have ID, they just said they were Timmy Scidlow from Spuzzum BC.

Chris and Lee are standing on the Skytrain Platform in Vancouver when a ticket agent rent-a-cop walks up and asks to see their proof of fare.
Lee: Oh shit officer...I mean punk...I mean sir! I must have dropped it.
Rent-A-Cop: Okay son, lets see your ID.
Lee: Oh shit, I left it at home.
Rent-a-Cop (unamused): Surprise surprise. Hey, don't I know you?
Lee: Perhaps if you are from Spuzzum...my name is Timmy Scridlow. But only 7 people live in Spuzzum, so I think I would remember you.
Rent-a-Cop (pulls out his ticket book): Timmy Scridlow huh? Well Timmy, today is not your lucky day.

by LeemantheDemon71 July 19, 2020

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