Samuel

a fucking no life who spends his time fantasizing about girls he’ll never get with

“God I hate Samuel”
“Me too lmao”

by terrux November 24, 2021

sameeul

Having extraordinary penis girth

‘I took a guy home last night, and omg, he was a complete Sameeul’

by AmirIsWrong November 24, 2021

Samuel Chacko

Samuel Chacko’s can have girls that are in their league but aim for girls in the “do not even try”zone

I’m a Samuel Chacko

by Blimp oz November 24, 2021

samuelsa

a beautiful yellow-spotted river turtle with teeny black eyes that gaze into your soul in the biology lab.

look at samuelsa eating that worm so elegantly! such a gem.

by samuelsa's mother November 24, 2021

Samuel

someone who deserves everything good in the world and has a very pure heart

Samuel deserves the whole universe.

by yxinfyu November 24, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is always that weird kid, probably dysfunctional in some way.

Has a Samuel ever had a real friend? (Except for them in his hallucination)

Well well, we can all agree that he is a perfect live-action actor for Sid, from Ice Age.

"Have u seen Samuel?"
"NO! But I can smell him from a distance..."

by SamuelDatWeirdKid November 25, 2021

samsul

Samsul is a simp for a girl named Lydia jerrard, he loves her so much that he doesn’t care about anyone else

Samsul is a simp

by Tollbarrrr November 25, 2021