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Sam samuel samantha sampson 

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

Jean-Samuel 

A Jean-Samuel is a type a person that likes the challenges. Likes the challenges but doesn't like the change so much. Loves to work in team but also likes working alone. Let's say he's just the all-type-of-guy guy. Funny smiling kinda guy, loves to gatheround a Cocktail or brewski for a good ol' get together and talk about smack and jack. You want a Jean-Samuel in your Wolfpack. He's the man, the only one, the alpha male that will make people feel easy on them selves. Relax, have one and enjoy !
Jean-Samuel by Jean-Samuel February 4, 2010

Asante Samuel 

Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!

Asante Samuel by Conny1234 February 9, 2009

National Ship Flavia and Samuel Day!! 

30th Of September IS NATIONAL SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!
OMG ITS SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!!
Today is one of the best days of the year its national ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!

kim samuel 

Very talented man who deserve justice. International people appreciate his talent unlike Koreans who seems to sleep on him since 2002.
Girl one: Do you see this talented man ?
Girl two: Yes, it's Kim Samuel
kim samuel by monstamonstaxx June 17, 2017

Ricardo Samuel Franco 

Sexiest nigga alive 🥰😝🇵🇷 Ricky is very Cute 😍
Ricardo Samuel Franco Too Hot 🥵