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Mosman Rowers

n. A licensed premises located above the Mosman Rowing Club, in the affluent northern suburb of Mosman in Sydney, Australia. It is a famous 'pick-up' joint frequented by divorced females aged over 45. The women patrons are usually over-weight, well-worn (ugly and used-up), have dyed blond hair and wear inappropriately tight fitting clothing (borrowed from their 24 year old daughter's wardrobe). The male patrons are all baby boomer types over 50 years old, sporting a grey moustache (or other grey facial hair) and have a massive 'beer-gut' (fat stomachs). These sad creatures usually consume large amounts of alcohol before leaving with someone they have never met for a 5 minute session of 'grey-sex'.
Bill went to the Mosman Rowers to grab a granny. He needed 5 minutes of poor quality 'grey-sex'.
by Ian Grant November 11, 2004
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Robert Pattinson

The prime example of how a physically unattractive, unhygenic guy can be adored by millions of females simply for playing a heartthrob character in a movie that became phenomenally popular.
Ugly guys who are desperate to get laid are envious of Robert Pattinson.
by twilight? December 14, 2009
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Robert Ambrozy

Robert Ambrozy: *Moonwalk*
by AdamtheJobin February 18, 2010
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Roger-Doger

noun -

1) a potential sexual partner who denies you sex.

2) a person who refuses to roger with you.
You don't stand a chance, she's a complete Roger-Doger
by The Red Door Crew January 17, 2011
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Roger Williams University

A small, private liberal arts college overlooking Mt. Hope Bay in Bristol, Rhode Island. Known primarily for its architecture, marine biology, and engineering programs, it attracts students from all over the world (Bhutan, Vietnam, France, South Africa, Brazil, etc) but mostly from New England and the greater northeast who come from upper-middle class backgrounds and are attracted to the school because of its well-groomed campus (which becomes one giant puddle in the winter).

RWU, as it's abbreviated, is frequently ranked #1 in the country for its sailing team. The teaching staff is full of professors who have taught at Brown, RISD, and Boston schools.

Campus culture varies widely based on your social group, ranging from WASPy old-money aristocrats to hard lesbians, scary Asians and the type of people who major in "Criminal Justice". One constant is the prevalence of North Face jackets and Uggs, though this is more indicative of New England in general than RWU.
Roger Williams University student #1: "I'm from Princeton, drive a BMW and belong to a yacht club."

Roger Williams University student #2: "That's interesting. I'm from Fall River and supply the campus lesbians with marijuana."
by Existential moose September 15, 2011
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Robert Blake

The actor who is now on trial for murdering his wife.
by bigtones January 18, 2005
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Robert Pattinson

Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.
Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No

Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.

Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.

Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.

Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.

Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace
by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009
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