John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.
Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!
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orla rogers

its me. its my name. i just love me.
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Matthew Roger Guichard

He is a Matthew Roger Guichard because he bought me chipotle one time.
by Kumasi October 10, 2016
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Roger Spy

Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.
Fuck me…Roger Spy!

Only Roger Spy would pull this off.

That Roger Spy sure can dance!

Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?

That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.

Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!

I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!

That was so good Roger Spy!

Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
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the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.
My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.
by ChiselMyNizzle February 18, 2016
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self-rogering

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.
A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.
by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017
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roger balls

A mystery man who's always behind strange phone calls.
Guy: Hello, who is this? Phone: ROGER BALLS!
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