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robert plant

n. Another name for male camel toe coined to reference the scantily cladded or form fitting crotch of former Led Zeppelin vocalist Robert Plant; with use of the pun of "plant", meaning stem,penis, scrotum or overall male genitalia but further identifying the type of male plant named "robert", which is masculine.
You would think the office's dress code would prohibit robert plant as well as showing cleavage!
by Cincity gurl January 21, 2020
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Collin Robert

A communist who hates America with a flaming passion. he would like to move to Canada, put bombs all across the Canada/U.S. border, and blow it up so they will be separated. Before he plans on doing this, he wants to go surfing. He has also been heard calling the U.S. Mexico touchers.
Collin Robert is my favorite Canadian surfer!
by cupcakesrus April 28, 2009
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Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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Julia roberts

by Zenzirouj October 21, 2003
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robert mondavi

to be close to the best but not the best. to almost be good but just be right below good. a reference to mondavi wines. even though they are not the best they always are sure to please.
"how you been today..?"
"man, i all robert mondavi."
by s rudiman September 12, 2005
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Robert Pattinson

An English actor who played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, who currently plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
And with all honesty he was good in Harry Potter and he was heading towards a great career by Twilight has sort of smashed any hopes of being seen as a good actor becuase everyone is obsessed over his looks and not his acting. Quite a few people have also lost a lot of respect for the poor guy as well.
I am not bashing the books of Pattinson, its just the truth.
Millions of fucking girls screamning over the name Robert Pattinson, is a good example.
by SHADOWgold January 1, 2010
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Nicola Roberts

British singer in girl group Girls Aloud. Known as the ugly one, or the ginger one. She's not truly ugly (in my humble opinion), but next to the others, she looks unattractive.
Do You like Girls Aloud

Yeah, but Nicola Roberts shouldn't have dyed her hair to be blonder.
by iheartumuch January 6, 2008
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