platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

slugger punch

A brutal punch by a slower heavy weight bloke.

Fuck that fat cunt Tim through a slugger punch and knocked out that dick head cold

by Melb gen February 24, 2020

fly punch

when somebody runs and supermans in the air, throwing their fist towards a target aka somebodys face

im going to fly punch that bitch

by m.e.jefferson January 18, 2017

punching 10k

Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.

Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.

by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016

punch bug

Vw beetle / slugbug

I saw a punch bug coming down the road

by sully508 December 29, 2014

Punched The Cheese

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.

"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."

by Raskevanich December 2, 2020