PTSD

Penis That needs Sucking Disorder

I told this hooker I had PTSD and she gave me a hell of a blowjob.

by Potatobagel September 10, 2019

Pterodactyl

When the female in a foursome spiritedly preforms fellatio on one male subject while simultaneously administering handjobs to the remaining two in a erratic flapping motion, and thus assumes the position of a pterodactyl mid flight.

Jane took on a trisectomy of splooge to the face after preforming "the pterodactyl"

by j.p dila July 28, 2009

PTB

Pat the Bun. A way to say LOL, but when you really mean you are laughing out loud and not just using it as a filler as lol has come to be used as. When something is so funny you have you pat the bun from uncontrollable laughter.

Did you see that snuggie commercial? PTB!

by Zeddie91 December 2, 2010

PTPITV

Put the penis in the vagina.

"Its time to PTPITV. Now drop 'em Grandma!"

by SectionAte May 14, 2008

PTT

Pull the trigger, usually accopanied by a gun emoji it can either mean ptt, to kill yourself or someone else

OMFG Esther I'm sick of your bullshit PTT

by blackbiarch August 31, 2016

PTSD

Pass the Sprite Darek!

A common string of words used at most Frat parties and DnD assemblies

“Stop hogging the sprite Darek”
“Chad you know his throat is as dry as his nutters”

What a classic PTSD

by Dr. Smallwood February 2, 2020

O.P.T.L.I.F.

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday

Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!

by saladlickerman January 21, 2010