Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.

I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her

by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009

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protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

by sheligalo June 21, 2010

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protes mcgoats

The act of ingesting protein prior to getting swole as phuck.

Hey brah, did you crush that protes mcgoats before shredding that pussy?

by Icanhaz1more October 25, 2011

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protein partners

someone you share vag juice and shnoop with. Basically someone you're boning real good!

Allan : I am going to "KEVIN" (FUCK YOU WITH MY BIG DICK!) you someday!

Me: Ewww! I DO NOT want to be protein partners with YOU! You got Aids or summat...! EwwwW!

by wangqiu May 18, 2014

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Project Charter

Clusterfuck of bureaucracy designed by sadomasochists (aka Project Managers) for the purpose of bringing red tape, classically disguised as a "vehicle to provide better access to information".

Project Manager 1: I have so much to do this week but I like being sad, depressed and angry so I'm just gonna add a Project Charter to my workload.
Project Manager 2: Sounds like fun! I wish I was you.

by J.Slow February 7, 2015

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Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.

"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"

by Crustinisation January 27, 2017

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