Crab Pot

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.

I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.

by halascanid February 5, 2022

Neti pot

(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.

Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.

by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017

poop-pot

(Noun)
Someone who takes a dump 4 or more times a day. This excessive crapping is a signature of the poop-pot. They should seek medical help.

John was on the crapper 5 times today! He is such a poop-pot!

by Garciameister February 22, 2011

pot corn

When you poop and there is corn in the pot.

Man, I just came from the bathroom, and someone did not flush their pot corn.

by catnip785052 January 7, 2012

Cock Pot

A gay male who dates someone for the sex

"Jared had sex with Haiden and broke up with him the day after, he's such a cock pot"

by Kosai The Weird Pyro January 28, 2017

fudge potting

the act of shoving marijuana up your ass

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.

by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009

academy pot

a pot which effects include raised concentration and ability to talk (or write) more on a matter.

Need to get me some academy pot, man! Really need to pass that test tomorrow.

Academy pot! It doesn't just only gets you high, it also gets you HIGH GRADES!

by dnbace April 2, 2011