ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.

Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro

by notryan0rz August 15, 2018

Promiscuous Post

A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.

"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."

by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009

post brothel

A thread of a forum, specifically designed for post whoring.

EG: What are you wearing today, What are you eating today, What are you listening to today, The post below you, the poster above you, etc.

Dude have you seen the TPBM thread on MacHeist? That shit is a post brothel.

by lolmacs February 12, 2009

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.

"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."

by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012

posted in the dvrk

A song by a Lil Darkie with a drug amount of editing but pretty catchy

posted in the dvrk is good

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021