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Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
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Post Malonalisa

Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa
by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018
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Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.
Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."
by Jpm26 September 7, 2016
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flag post

flag pohst

verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
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ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012
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post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.
Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro
by notryan0rz August 15, 2018
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Promiscuous Post

A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.
"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."
by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009
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