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bitch posting

a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.
friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting
by thatonebitch28 May 25, 2020
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Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."
by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012
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Post up

“Your always talking about me just post up”
by Sutton Larson January 2, 2019
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Peacock Post

This is a term given to a social media post where the author goes over the top in congratulating themselves on their own achievement. It is linked to the line in the move "Good Morning Vietnam" where the late and great Robin Williams says with respect to the peacock strutting around feathers on display "Look at me I'm incredible check it out"
Did you read that peacock post by NAME I mean seriously if he slaps himself on the back any harder he's gonna slip a disc!
by Rekees November 1, 2014
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Post Toastied

Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.
"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."
by Alain Rae January 12, 2023
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Gatsby Post

A public social media post shared with the intention for one specific person to see. Often shared to either get a reaction/response, for stories/snaps to see if someone is lurking you, or testing if they muted/are ignoring you. Often occurring in situationships, bad break ups, ghosting and orbiting, unrequited love, or intense crushes based on a fantasy version of that person in your head.

(Put down the phone love, remove them as a follow and move on. You deserve better)
"stop checking who viewed your story" "I can't it's a Gatsby, I'm trying to see if my ex has viewed it or if he muted me"

"hey do you think is selfie is hot enough? I'm Gatsby Posting - shooting my shot by giving Tony a chance to fire emoji react o it but it has to be hot enough because if he only views it and doesn't react I will just DIE"
by cumoneileen April 4, 2022
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Post Up

hood definition:The act of being prepared,ready and inticipating beef...Ready to retaliate.
#1SEED:Ay Bruh lets "post up" on'em...
#FTPIERCE:You already know, I been posted in the paint...
by #1SEED772 September 9, 2022
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