poser

Someone who acts like they can do something when really they just want attention. People who think that by actting like they can do something that everyone else can or cannot do they are instintly popular and/or noticed.

* Bella was being such a poser when she said she was in AV club. She's as dumb as a rock.

* Leo is such a poser. He always acts like he can skateboard but really he can't even do a 360. Even I can do that.

by L01@ July 26, 2009

Poser

Someone who wears a hair metal band shirt to a thrash show and tries to fit in and get away with it.

Thrasher 1- “Hey look at that poser over there wearing a Motley Cruë shirt!”
Thrasher 2- “Let’s beat him up!”
Thrasher 3- “MAKE HIM HURT!”

by MrSquister June 06, 2022

Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 13, 2023

poser

a person who not only lies to others about who they truely are, but also themselves.

"carolyn is such a poser, she was wearing hollister the other day."

by kiiramber September 21, 2008

Poser

A coworker or boss who chooses sides on any given issue based solely their desire to fit in.

Sanchez totally sided with the staff accountants in that meeting so they would give her a "you go girl!" in the company cafeteria. Last week she chose to hang with Legal so she could be invited to their Happy Hour. She's a total poser!

by Ancillary Gurl June 03, 2009

Poser

Someone that is not who they say/think they are.

The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirro and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself, but they were looking at her spirit and not her appearance, and all they saw was a plain and bossy poser that everyone had tried to keep from drowning her entire life.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

Someone that thinks they are a lot spookier/scarier than they actually are.

The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirror, and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself when they looked at her, but they weren't looking at her appearance, they were looking at her spirit, and all they saw was a plain poser that everyone had always been trying to keep from drowning.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021