Ponpoot 

A word of immense intelligence, used by many brilliant homosapiens, and talked about as if it were the new and improved Chuck Norris. A word that is SO epic that it is able to replace anything and everything you say. This word may not be thrown around due to the simple fact that it could possibly obliterate and create another weapon of mass destruction. Cautiously use at your discretion.

Person #1: Ugh, what a flippin' pon-
Person #2: HEY. dickface. watch what you say. Be a man.
Person #1: I was just tryna say I had a really bad day...
Jesus: That's right. Chuck Norris is ponpoot-ing you.

Ponpoot by W.C.H.C. July 15, 2010

The pony whip 

The process of cutting off your partners ponytail during sex, and then slapping them in the face with it.

''Bro your girlfriends hair looks like shit''
"I know, I pony whipped her last night"

the pony whip

The pony whip by pony rider November 4, 2012

black pony 

A not so well endowed black man. Often can be found on Craigslist seeking a white Stallion.

Chris Henson is a black pony

black pony by Tangoforcash April 21, 2014

malama pono 

Respect, in Hawaiian slang.

I have a lot of malama pono for you.

malama pono by Allen Feldman April 21, 2006

White pony 

An Orgasm. Or any feeling that is similar to tripping out on drugs.

Now, suddenly, he is lodged against your clitoris, pinning it to the wall, as it were; flattening it against the wall, where he polishes it repeatedly, like an old Greek grocer polishing an eggplant, like Aladdin summoning a reluctant genie; polishes it until you can feel it shine, feel it lighting up your vagina like a Broadway Show. Ta-Da! Down the aisle trots the white pony, proud and frisky. With a swish of its mane, it bounds down through the orchestra pit, leaps over the footlights, and lands center stage with a mighty whinny, hooves pawing the boards, mouth foaming, nostrils flaring, eyes popping on and off as if bulbs in a strobe. It brings down the house. And when he showers you with a hot tsunami of liquid white roses, it stands on its head for an encore.

White pony by BlindBartholomew September 24, 2005

Pony boner

A boner that you get when you see two ponies having sex. A boner that is slitely on the down side/that boner aftershock.

A few minutes after watching porn I had a pony boner. My two ponies stared having sex right I front of me and I got a pony boner so I had to get some tighter pants on. I got a pony boner when I sew the pony with his dick and balls hanging down.

Pony boner by P sissy January 30, 2010

Pontoon 

A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.

Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"

Pontoon by Charles Of Nazereth December 30, 2004