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"Police are trained to serve and protect". This is Orwellian doublespeak. Like someone can serve you by yelling at you and telling you what to do, and can protect you by shooting you or beating you up if you refuse to be "served" in this way. Police are here to serve and protect the BOSSES and THEMSELVES. Not us.

"no balls to say anything to a cop's face" - that's cos the fuckers are armed to the teeth with shit that's illegal for anyone else and they go round in gangs and pick fights if you don't like them. Plus, sometimes we do say what we think to their faces and they call it a "riot" and lock us up, which means we can't post online anymore. Praising this repression is hypocrisy - it's a shame the bigots who spout this shit are never jailed.
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safety police

Police men or women who didnt meet the requirements to be a real cop. Also, people, who want to look like a cop, without the responsibility. A.K.A. "special police". Some of the negatives of being a safety policeperson are: No gun, maybe hairspray, No handcuffs, just plastic zip ties, and the worst of all: You get to drive in a 15 year old out of commission police car. If youre lucky, it will be a crown victoria, sometimes its a Taurus, and even worse, a minivan. Usually identified by a big yellow reflective stripe that is falling off of their old squad car. When you see the saftey police, it is customary in these parts to honk twice to let them know how insignifcant they are.
"Hey buddy, maybe you shouldnt park going across 3 handicapped parking spots. I see a cop car right there, you might get a ticket."
"Its just the safety police. Go ask him for change for the meter."
by AntonV October 1, 2005
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police

"There are unlimited bad situations which would occur unmeasurably more frequently without the police, so give it up already." Yeah yeah yeah. Look at any stateless society, whether it's the Bushmen or the Paris Commune, and you see exactly the opposite. All this nonsense about civilisation being overwhelmed by bogeymen if the cops didn't exist is just the result of the feverish imaginations of people who are still trapped in their Oedipus issues, think daddy's going to kill them unless they do as they're told and so project their repressed desire to be free onto other people, imagining it to be a desire to do bad things instead. Also, there's a big list of bad situations which only happen because of the police, e.g.: being stitched up, being Rodney Kinged, being arrested for DWB, wars which happen cos cops smash protests against them, fascists who take power with police support, racism which is fuelled by police support for the racist social order, class power, the anti-union laws, the Criminal Justice Act, etc. etc. All this Nazi nonsense would be impossible without cops so start thinking for yourself instead of believing the crap you're told at school and on the telly.
Fuck pigs!

Fuck pigfuckers!

Fight for freedom!!!!!
by down with pigfuckers! May 5, 2004
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Police

People who represent the law by catching criminals, and whom everyone seems to hate when they've done something wrong and have gotten caught for it.

Those people need to grow up and be grateful we don't have anarchy.
Man 1: I HATE the police!

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: They pulled me over because I was speeding, and then they sent me to prison for the night because I had dope and open alcohol in the car! They SUCK and they don't do their jobs!

Man 2: .....
by SheDaLaw April 21, 2009
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Police

Civil workers that ruin everything fun in life. Drugs, Speeding, Shooting shit up, Blowing shit up etc.
Rastafari: Oh shit is the police mon!! Hide the weed mon!!
Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 21, 2006
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policy puppets

Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.
Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."

Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"

Mike says "Why?"

Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"

KIM is a policy puppets!
by Mad-Adder July 14, 2009
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Poly Fever

a condition when someone is only attracted to Polynesians; similar to Jungle Fever
"John has a bad case of Poly Fever."

"Yeah, he hasn't given any white girls a second look since he's came back from Hawaii"

"We're gonna have to find him an island girl."
by joshcarrington October 13, 2011
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