"Police are trained to serve and protect". This is Orwellian doublespeak. Like someone can serve you by yelling at you and telling you what to do, and can protect you by shooting you or beating you up if you refuse to be "served" in this way. Police are here to serve and protect the BOSSES and THEMSELVES. Not us.
"no balls to say anything to a cop's face" - that's cos the fuckers are armed to the teeth with shit that's illegal for anyone else and they go round in gangs and pick fights if you don't like them. Plus, sometimes we do say what we think to their faces and they call it a "riot" and lock us up, which means we can't post online anymore. Praising this repression is hypocrisy - it's a shame the bigots who spout this shit are never jailed.
"no balls to say anything to a cop's face" - that's cos the fuckers are armed to the teeth with shit that's illegal for anyone else and they go round in gangs and pick fights if you don't like them. Plus, sometimes we do say what we think to their faces and they call it a "riot" and lock us up, which means we can't post online anymore. Praising this repression is hypocrisy - it's a shame the bigots who spout this shit are never jailed.
by shut up you Nazi pigfuckers May 5, 2004
Get the police mug.Police men or women who didnt meet the requirements to be a real cop. Also, people, who want to look like a cop, without the responsibility. A.K.A. "special police". Some of the negatives of being a safety policeperson are: No gun, maybe hairspray, No handcuffs, just plastic zip ties, and the worst of all: You get to drive in a 15 year old out of commission police car. If youre lucky, it will be a crown victoria, sometimes its a Taurus, and even worse, a minivan. Usually identified by a big yellow reflective stripe that is falling off of their old squad car. When you see the saftey police, it is customary in these parts to honk twice to let them know how insignifcant they are.
"Hey buddy, maybe you shouldnt park going across 3 handicapped parking spots. I see a cop car right there, you might get a ticket."
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"There are unlimited bad situations which would occur unmeasurably more frequently without the police, so give it up already." Yeah yeah yeah. Look at any stateless society, whether it's the Bushmen or the Paris Commune, and you see exactly the opposite. All this nonsense about civilisation being overwhelmed by bogeymen if the cops didn't exist is just the result of the feverish imaginations of people who are still trapped in their Oedipus issues, think daddy's going to kill them unless they do as they're told and so project their repressed desire to be free onto other people, imagining it to be a desire to do bad things instead. Also, there's a big list of bad situations which only happen because of the police, e.g.: being stitched up, being Rodney Kinged, being arrested for DWB, wars which happen cos cops smash protests against them, fascists who take power with police support, racism which is fuelled by police support for the racist social order, class power, the anti-union laws, the Criminal Justice Act, etc. etc. All this Nazi nonsense would be impossible without cops so start thinking for yourself instead of believing the crap you're told at school and on the telly.
by down with pigfuckers! May 5, 2004
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Those people need to grow up and be grateful we don't have anarchy.
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Man 1: I HATE the police!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: They pulled me over because I was speeding, and then they sent me to prison for the night because I had dope and open alcohol in the car! They SUCK and they don't do their jobs!
Man 2: .....
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: They pulled me over because I was speeding, and then they sent me to prison for the night because I had dope and open alcohol in the car! They SUCK and they don't do their jobs!
Man 2: .....
by SheDaLaw April 21, 2009
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Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.
Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 21, 2006
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Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."
Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"
Mike says "Why?"
Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"
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Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"
Mike says "Why?"
Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"
KIM is a policy puppets!
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