Pet Awkwafina

An Asian low-mid who serves liberal white people by throwing others under the bus for self advancement.

Every news company has a Pet Awkwafina to not look racist.

by VanDammeAmerican February 19, 2024

pet some dogs

Another name for smoking weed.

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?

by Specktrum October 13, 2015

Petting the tiger

Masturbating

Bro get out in petting the tiger right now

by Dabmaster352 May 31, 2016

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.

The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.

by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021

Proto-pet

A fictional animal from ratchet and clank

Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?

Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!

by Bawston69 November 08, 2019

aqua pet

When you have sex in the shower.

boy: baby lets take a shower.
girl: okay. *wink*
*10 min later*
boy: you an aqua pet when you do that

by sexxyygirl699 December 29, 2011