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Teacher's pet

person 1 : She is teacher's pet
person 2 : I didn't know she have mommy/daddy issues
by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022
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pet peeve

Something that a person finds very annoying.
My biggest pet peeve is people talking while eating.
by Nasir. June 27, 2022
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Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.
My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.
by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022
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Petting volcano

A cute little volcano totally not menacing and so cute and sweet that people come from around the globe to pet it, take pictures of it, cook hot dogs on it and feed it drones. Such adorable little volcanoes are usually only found in southwestern iceland.
I fancy a trip to iceland to see the fagradalsfjall. It is such a nice petting volcano
by Lava lady August 10, 2022
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basement pet

A woman who is controlled and dictated by a tyranical person, usually a man, to the point where she isn't allowed to leave the house without permission.
Stay clear of Khaled, or he'll turn you into his own personal basement pet.
by goggle_dude April 21, 2022
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The Pet Goat

1. KITE HIT STEEL PLANE MUST E T LET
2. The Pet Goat E.T.T.
3. The girl had a Pet Goat; E L D A T T
4. She liked to go hunting (running?) with her pet goat. E D O O G H R T T
5. She played with her Goat in Her house. E D H R T N R E
6. She played with her Goat in Her yard. E D H R T N R D
7. But the goat did something that made the girls Dad MAD T E T D G T E E S D D
8. The Goat BROKE CHAINS.E T E S
9. DAN & BA Kayn?? BA 10 and EAN) AND
10. E A KAYN ??) (DAN BA10 BA TA )WHAT! One day he ATE the CAT E Y E E E T ?
11. One day her Dad said, that Goat must go. E Y R D D , T T T O
12. He EATS TOO MANY THINGS E S O Y S Rattle Sound on audio ... EATS (sounded out)
14. The girl said, that if you let The Goat stay with us I will see that he won't stops eating all those things. E L D, T F U T E T Y H S I L E T E S G L E S
15. Her Dad said WE WILL TIME IT R D D, E L E T
16. Her Dad Said We will try it. R D D, E L Y T
17. So the GOATS they and the GIRL they stop EATING all those things GARBLED 'except Cows In Chains'? O E S Y D E L Y P G L E S MISSING
18. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house. T E Y A R R E O E S E
19. He saw a big red car near the house and said I will steal that car. E W A G D R R E E
20. He ran to the car and started to open the door. E N O E R D D O N E R
21. The Girl and The Goat were playing in the back yard. E L D E T E G N E K D
22. They did not see the car robber. Y D T E E R R
23. More to Come E O E
The pet goat, Per earlier guess, of course, REVERSE IT (it's a good starting GUESS) from web archive www occupythebanks com/2012/08/illuminati-pet-goat-911-deciphered-live.html
by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022
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Name Your Pet Mina Day

May 24, name your pet mina day🥰🧞 ♂️😈
“I got a new dog, what should i name it??”
It’s may 24, name it mina”
“why?”
“It’s name your pet mina day”
by MINA>>YOU May 8, 2022
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