flud pants

pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.

Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!

by andrewd126 November 6, 2011

Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011

Stretchy-Pants

Pants needed if you eat too much food.

If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.

by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023

Out of pants

When something is out of pocket, but its mad sussy

Michael: do you play clash of clans?
John: ye-
brad: YOU MEAN COCK?
John: that was out of pants

by XxEdpGamingMasterxX May 4, 2023

pant cone

A penis. Male genitalia.

When Janice removed her shirt, she could see Todd’s pant cone through his trousers.

by Laurab28 October 31, 2019

Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up

I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.

by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022

Flirty-Pants

Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.

Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.

by Mreyeball April 18, 2022